“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” A quote from Wayne Gretzky, hockey hero. The Great One.
I’ve decided to take the advice of many real estate investors: start taking shots, no matter how ridiculous. I’ve heard many times, “If you’re not embarrassed by the offer, you’re offering too much.” In my town, it’s hard to tell there’s a huge drop in housing prices nationwide. Real estate here holds its price really well. The embarrassing offer I made today was in this town, and it was turned down promptly. But who knows? The asking price would be a high price in many communities near here, and sales are slow, so anything’s possible.
I saw a house the day before yesterday that the realtor had called “a gem” in the listing. Well . . . it had been an old and raggedy 4-family, much of it sitting empty. The present owner had filled it up and assigned one of the tenants the work of fixing everything up. The tenant was doing a fair job; the apartments looked habitable. The common space had not been touched. It was ragged, filthy, rusty, had oil spills, cold air whistling through cracks and holes. A “gem?”
In its favor, she said that the neighborhood was on its way up. She pointed out several neighboring single-family houses that had been rehabbed quite nicely. One even had these little skinny shutters beside its windows – windows placed in such a way that if you put regular shutters on them, they’d overlap generously between the two windows. Those have to be custom shutters, and that had to cost some money!
The most interesting part of this 4-family’s story, though, was about its owners. They owned a number of properties, and lived out of state. This 4-family was listed for sale for less money than is actually owed on it. They are planning and hoping for a short sale. They hadn’t made payments on it for 5 months, she said. Weren’t the tenants paying rent? “Oh yes, all of these tenants are paying rent.” (Probably not the guy fixing everything up.) One of their properties was in yet another state. It had burned to the ground. This realtor had listed several of their properties herself. One, in [some other place] burned to the ground. The other one sold for . . .
My agent and I exchanged glances and tried not to laugh. Wow, what a coincidence these unfortunate landlords have experienced! Upside down in their properties and can’t get them sold? Took out a second mortgage to pull out some cash? And then two burned? What a shame!
Amazing. I suppose coincidence is one possibility.
While it is still standing, I might make another low offer on it. My agent thinks it’s a possibility, given that it’s going to be a short sale anyway. And it needs work. It may never be a gem, but it needs work now to bring it up to tolerable standards.